jupiter235:

startswithawiish:

So the worst part about working at a resort at Disney is that we have “have a magical day!” engrained into our brains.

And we sell condoms.

When people buy condoms and you hand them the bag like “HAVE A MAGICAL NIGHT!!!!”

They either blush or wink or go wide eyed and !!!!! It’s AWKWARD

This just made my night. 

waitwhatdidtheysay:

[captions]

Adult: “[inaudible]- Watch this! [transfers ball to child’s finger] Ha ha! Told you you could do it! I told you you could do it! I told you! I told you!”

[child jumps up and down, squealing excitedly]

[adult joins in, jumping up and down, laughing]

[people laugh offscreen]

Adult: “Yeah! We did it! High five! [adult and child high five] Whoo! Good job, buddy! There you go!”